NEW CONTRACT ANNOUNCEMENT (Please read all) Andy Hollifield 4-1-19
To all of my faithful readers: As of today due to new contractural obligations, I am no longer allowed to write posts for free due to the fact I have been published on two different public venues. I must now make my post pay-per-view. For the low, low price of 14.95 per month, you can purchase a subscription to read anything I post. You can also purchase your subscription in 3 month increments for the low, low price of 44.85. Please send all correspondence to:
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Attn: April Fools Day Offer
Thanks for reading! LOL
None of this is true. It is completely bogus and is intended for the private use of our audience for entertainment purposes only. If you actually fell for this and don’t want anyone to know, please PM me because I could use a good laugh. Otherwise, feel free to comment so everyone can get a kick out of it. Either way, I hope you have a blessed day in the Lord!!! I also hope that I was the first one to get you with an April Fool’s Day prank. I figured you could use a good laugh to and I hope it brought a smile to your face.